"The MANGROOMERis The Essential Do-It-YourselfElectric Back Hair Shaver"
Ok, all I can think of is here is yet one more thing destined to occupy landfills that humans somehow managed to live without for thousands of years until now. The MANGROOMER, says the product website, can improve your life by increasing your confidence by knowing that you are 'back hair free.' Because, you know, it's just so wrong for men to have body hair.
But alas, men's lives will still continue to be pure crap until next holiday season's debut of the new EPI-DUDE electric scrotal depilitator! Yeeee! ;-P
2 comments:
eww! just ew!
yeah, but won't having these make our lives better, assure us more success at work and improve our relationships? After all, back hair is the leading cause of divorce/break-ups, firings and depression in the US right? (statements are unverified and may be completely untrue.)
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