Followup on Huckleberry

It looks like Mike Huckabee just does not want to go away. I think he thinks God is somehow going to provide a miracle for him to win. I suppose I should worry about someone like McCain more, but Huckabee scares me.

I found the following list in a parody website; but I would be surprised if any of this were not true:

What Does Pastor/President Hillbilly Mike Huckabee Believe?

1. He believes that people who don't have a belief in God are immoral human beings, irresponsible, and that they engage in destructive behavior.
2. He believes that allowing gays to marry will lead to the end of civilization.
3. He believes that homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, sinful lifestyle and a dangerous public health risk, and that sodomites should be isolated.
4. He believes that teachers should carry paddles and rule the hallways of our public schools.
5. He believes that environmentalists are pornographers.
6. He believes that homosexuality, necrophilia (sex with dead people), and pedophilia (sex with little children) are the same thing.
7. He believes that the United States is divided between people of faith, and secularists and that the secularists are an immediate threat to the nation.
8. He believes that the Constitution should be rewritten to constitutionally ban abortion and gay marriage.
9. He believes that women should not be allowed to serve in combat, and that gays should not be allowed in the military.
10. He believes that students attending public schools should be taught Creation Science.
11. He believes that Jesus Christ is directly responsible for his success in politics.
12. He believes that his primary responsibilty on this Earth is to serve Jesus Christ. Jesus comes before family, and before country (but no conflict there, since this is a Christian nation).
13. He believes that Jesus Christ was born of a virgin, is the Son of God, and is fully God and fully man.
14. He believes that everyone who doesn't accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior will be sent to a Lake of Fire (or a giant furnace - God's choice of torture) where they will burn and be tortured for eternity.
15. He believes that the Holy Bible was written by God Almighty and that anyone who adds or takes away from the Bible, so be the tortures and horrors written therein added unto them as they struggle to live their miserable lives.

References - For Further Information About America's Future President, Hillbilly Pastor Huckabee:
Luke Ehersman Blog
Huffington Post
Election Central
Kerfuffles Blogsome
Daily Kos